The Oznion, Beirut - Lebanon on 09 Nov 2010
Internal Security Forces (ISF) will be now delivering your speeding ticket(s) to your house at your own comfort. The Lebanese government realizes that Lebanese people are working hard and wants the best for them. However, they have confronted one small problem when it comes to delivering the ticket to the right address.
Lebanese residents addresses are very obscure and misleading, for example, if you want to reach a friend's house, you don't get your typical directions such as street number, avenue name, building name and which crossroad etc.. you get stuff like:
- There is one tree in the area, we're right behind it
- Keep going, when you see an old "Dangerous road" sign, go right.
- Same building as Abou Tony's grocery shop
- After the XX bank, go left, then you will see a huge pot-hole, we live IN it.
Thus, and since the top restaurant in Lebanon is Roadster's Diner with its repeated successful deliveries to almost every house hold in Lebanon, and since they have the largest addresses database, ISF will now cooperate with them for the Speeding tickets delivery.
3oshtoum w 3asha loubnan, wa Roadster's.