1- You, the person who's so smart and educated with such a light sense
of humor.. act like a douchebag
2- Your answer to questions such as "Sahtein" is "I'm good, you?"
3- The other person asks you out, and you say something like: "What do
you want to call our kids?"
4- You stalk them: on facebook, check their wallposts, on twitter, on
linkedin, on foursquare, on their blogs, google their name, google
their gramma's name...