Q: Why is Michel Aoun compared to a prepaid cellphone?
A: Because everytime he speaks, he loses "unité".
Michel Aoun and Samir Geagea enter an asylum. The psychiatrist in charge asks Geagea who he is.
Geagea replies: “Jesus of course”.
The puzzled director then asks Aoun the same question. Aoun says: “First let me start by saying that Geagea is a liar. I barely know him and he is definitely not my son.”
p.s. If you got some more jokes about anyone, please post in the comments section.