Tuesday, December 19, 2006

Jokes about the current situation in Lebanon

Joke 1:
Q: Why is Michel Aoun compared to a prepaid cellphone?
A: Because everytime he speaks, he loses "unité".

Joke 2:
Michel Aoun and Samir Geagea enter an asylum. The psychiatrist in charge asks Geagea who he is.
Geagea replies: “Jesus of course”.
The puzzled director then asks Aoun the same question. Aoun says: “First let me start by saying that Geagea is a liar. I barely know him and he is definitely not my son.”

p.s. If you got some more jokes about anyone, please post in the comments section.

4 comments:

  1. I got a zillion of those jokes on all figures :)

    but I won't tell you about them for your sake ;)... to dangerous

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  2. LOL, I know more, but some of them are just too offensive, 3ayb :D

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  3. here's one:

    Michel Aoun and Samir Geagea enter an asylum. The psychiatrist in charge asks Aoun who he is.
    Aoun replies: “Jesus of course”.
    The puzzled director then asks Geagea the same question. Geagea says: “First let me start by saying that Aoun is a liar. I barely know him and he is definitely not my son.”

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  4. Thanks ibn bint jbeil, but it is the same one that is already in my post ;).

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