Friday, October 06, 2006

Don't honk and drive

If you do this more than 5 times a day, then you're a honkaholic. We have an anonymous group for this and it's called "NoReasonToHonk".

There is no reason to honk:
  • when you see a car 100 meters away coming out of a turn
  • when you see an attractive person
  • when you're behind a car that is carefully trying to come out of a turn.
  • a millisecond after the lights turn from red to green
  • when a car breaks down in front of you
  • to someone who is riding a bike (this only makes them lose their balance)
  • to the car in front of you who has allowed another car to pass in front of it
  • to a car in front of you who turned on their left / right sign 50 meters ago and now they had to slow down
  • when you're stuck in traffic
  • when the car in front of you makes a sudden stop, so you can instead of honking... hit the breaks!
Honkaholic's side effects:
- Getting angry and making everyone else angry easily
Consequently affecting your daily life, thus decreasing your productivity at work

There are definitely more reasons, so please think before you honk

2 comments:

  1. Good one. :)

    You know something, I don't honk during driving except in rare situations when I feel there is a chance of accident if I don't honk. :)

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  2. Well yeah me neither, mainly when someone decides suddenly to go in reverse not seeing that there is a car there. Honest mistake, it's okay, but I honk anyway :P

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